“Married. Couple of kids. Looking for some side action. Just kidding. Single. 3 tamagotchis. Looking for someone to bring to family events so they’ll stop thinking something’s wrong with me.”

Great catch right there lol.

This from a guy dressed up as a taco with a chicken head on Tinder.

Some people are out to be funny and obviously fake.

Others are glossing over their real selves so much they become someone else entirely online.

Chances are you’ve met a man or two like this.

Waste. of. Time.

Challenge is, most of the good honest men aren’t going to be right for you either. So you have to know how to know FAST, so you can move on.

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To sharing your life with The One,